The truth of the matter is, chest exercises may have a slight effect on how much bigger your chest looks, but it won’t give you magically fuller and perkier breasts like the ones seen on Pinterest/Instagram. For example, Dani Reardon, IFBB Women’s Physique Pro, has incredibly developed chest muscles and no breast implants:
I find the fitness industry to be incredibly misleading in this aspect. Fitness models and many female bodybuilders have hard six-pack abs and beautifully full and perky breasts, and many women aspire to this aesthetic. What people don’t realize is how incredibly ubiquitous breast implants are, and how incredibly skilled and talented surgeons are. These implants just create another hard to attain beauty standard – as if having abs wasn’t hard enough!
Don’t get me wrong – chest exercises are amazing. It does add size and does perk up your girls to an extent. It is also important in creating a balanced physique, and in increasing strength.
What they won’t do is give you boobs like these:
For the record, I have nothing against breast implants. Many female bodybuilders get silicone implants because they recognize that 1) boobs are body fat, and they will shrink when getting into contest shape, and 2) no amount of chest exercises will bring them back to their former glory. I have them myself, and it’s the best $5000 I’ve ever spent.
With that in mind, I’ve come up with my own ‘moves’ for getting boobs like the ones above. It’s guaranteed to work, and you’ll see the results almost instantaneously.
- Google “plastic surgeon in <your city>”
- Look on http://www.realself.com for reviews and before/after pictures.
- Schedule consults with different surgeons to see what your options are.
- You’ll actually get to ‘try on’ different sizes by stuffing them into a sports bra and wearing a shirt over it.
- Acquire money.
- Get surgery.
- Follow surgeon’s orders on recovery exactly. Wear the horrible granny bras. Don’t work out and focus on recovery. Wait for them to settle into their pockets (they start off a bit high at first and then move into their proper places).
- Enjoy your new, big and beautiful boobs. Marvel at how great they look next to your hard-earned abs.